• You ever wonder what happened to the georgious, athletic, sexy guy we were all promised ?   
• The big strong guy on the white horse to protect us and take us away to his clean well furnished castle/ home?
• The guy with shiny, well kept hair (unless he was fighting guys 3 times his size to win your affections, then he can have the sexy messed up look) who was clean and smelled of tasteful soap and mens scents such as Calvin Klein etc etc???
• The man who could cook delicious meals and help with the housework and was able to fix some of the household things (at least some of the ones that didn't require alot of specialized training, lets not be to picky).The articulate man who has an IQ to keep you interested?
• The generous, giving, sharing, kind man who will love you for who you are forever!!!
• The man who looks awesome in his boxershorts!!!

I feel like shit at the moment and everybody else hav all these problems that are bigger than mine so i feel like i cant say anything cos they might think that im trying to grab some attention. I just thinkin that it would be better if i wasnt their anymore that i should go. I dont know what to do anymore i feel so lost. Well my mums trying to get to have councelling so that might work but i dont no anymore i dont know anything

RIGHT THEIRS THIS REALLY GOOD AND FUNNY WEBSITE I FOUND IT PREDICTS YOUR FUTURE LOVE AND SEX LIFE

Heres the weblink: http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1115490316rrq

Hope you all go on it

Thx

Cya

xXx

Random Words that you may or may not know the meaning too

TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks.

BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles. 

MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato. 

STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404
Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that
you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention
of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply
staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.

BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home
after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you
live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from
the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often
wear to show their level of training.

MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you
come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves
a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

Id just like to say !!Rock on Elmo!!

Have you ever tried shouting out to random people on the street from a car asking them where Elmo is? I have its funny they give you this wierd stare and look confuzled.I had my mates in the car when we were shouting it was so funny and sam kept on going LaLa LaLa Lala Lala  Elmos world to them as well. We shouted it to these chavs and they gave us Evils Evil People i hope they dont know were we live i dont like raw eggs i dont want them chucked at my house or the lawn burnt down though it does need cutting.

I just Realised something its only -counts on fingers- 4 days till my B-day...Money $_$ <-Me. I hate my Birthday though cos it sucks do you wanna know why it sucks probably not but im telling you anyway it sucks because of what day its on The 1st of April...(April Fools Day for anybody without half a brain) I bet your laughing at me now -evil people- but nobody can come up with better tricks than i. 

There are such a thing as vampire Bats but they do nat take blood from your Neck they take it from your...Feet.

I suggest you keep your feet covered if you ever go near one.

Today was as boring as hell teachers kept giving us detentions though i didn't go to any of them i don't think no1 else did as well. Music sucked all we did was do this worksheet in english everyone was messin about and annoying the supply(mr Bent) couldn't here a word of the film so i couldnt do the work set or the h/w oh well... spanish took ages today and maths i hate maths im not really any ggod at it i just pretend to be. I had art club on2 day so i had to stay another hour after school i don't know why im in it im shit at art and you only get selected to go in so somethings gone wrong there oh well life sucks.

I just got news that my sisters going to be in hospital till monday so its not really baf but i hate it when she goes into hospital.

There are more McDonalds In America per square mile than there are police stations, fire stations or hospitals.... at least that used to be true.

My sisters in hospital at the mo. im worried about her she should be fine but they have to wait for the doctor to come and make sure she can come home.

I've been having these really strange urges to go set something on fire though i don't think that would be such a good idea a lot of people in my family have had a few errrr mishaps with fire like my uncle when he was a kid (and he still does this now) used to put petrol on fires and him and my aunt did this in the garden shed and it caught a light - now you werent expecting that were you anyway they kept on going back to to their mum asking for a glass of water to put it out with...okay i thought that was funny but oh well my uncle set his head on fire once- by accident, my dad burnt his face and his hands when we went camping once, my sisters blanket caught a light once but that wasnt so bad...i burnt my face once when i was camping so funny i had to dunk my head in a bucket of water and God did my face hurt actually there are loads of other stories like that but oh well...Oooh the phone is ringing Did i mention i HATE phonesi wonder whos calling...well yeah that was all rather pointless.

Oooh....Im Bored -poke- -poke- -poke-...

Sorry about that sudden moment of randomness im fed up their isn't anything to do my favourite site keeps on breaking down its really starting to bug me. I'm not allowed to have a computer in my room so everything i do is accessible to anyone in my family. I think i did shit in my spanish test  but i think i did okay in my science (grrrr....i HATE science). We have a lot of pressure on because theyve started this things when you do these exams early... were doing Macbeth in English Its really boring its all based on how you should do things for tests like answer them and shit...at least im missing P.E tommorow i have a doctors appointment & period 4 thats Art but i like art so im a bit pissed at that...they have a new performance going on i think i might go...i need a lock on my door my sisters keep on coming in and taking stuff my sister took my dads Tv to her room she already has 1 in their which she nicked as well she litreally dragged it across the floor andnobody noticed - so funny.

that was all completely random but im just so bored...i wonder if my sites back up again...-poke-...bye

well enough with all the shit im A.j or A.g whatever you prefer i don't care. I choose not to disclose(:S-long word) my age to you people! erm as for a description i have naturally brown hair though i  died it red but now i want to die it dark purple but its against regualtions and i would get into a lot of shit so i might die it black...im 5'4 i think- well i was. I live In Tonbridge which is in Kent. I hate shopping with a passion. Im Random. I was born in pembury hospital. Im accident prone. My fav colours are black, Blood Red and silver. im running out of things to say... I have two sisters...my fav tv program is Little Britain... My fav films are Gothika and Girl, Interrupted... I believe everyone should be given a second chance...I really have run out of things to say

Why Do I hate You:

Who Doesn't

You label Me as Someone I’m Not

You judge Me You Killed Me

You suck

You’re Fake

You discriminate against Me

You said My Name Sucks

You don't Even No Me

Because I said I do

You called me Fake

You said I was a wannabe Poser

You called Me a Prep

You Put Me Down

You Made Me This Way

You sucked AS a 'Friend'

Do I really need To Answer those 4 you?

You spread Rumours about Me behind My Back

Because you’re you

You gave me these Scars