• You ever wonder what happened to the georgious, athletic, sexy guy we were all promised ?   
• The big strong guy on the white horse to protect us and take us away to his clean well furnished castle/ home?
• The guy with shiny, well kept hair (unless he was fighting guys 3 times his size to win your affections, then he can have the sexy messed up look) who was clean and smelled of tasteful soap and mens scents such as Calvin Klein etc etc???
• The man who could cook delicious meals and help with the housework and was able to fix some of the household things (at least some of the ones that didn't require alot of specialized training, lets not be to picky).The articulate man who has an IQ to keep you interested?
• The generous, giving, sharing, kind man who will love you for who you are forever!!!
• The man who looks awesome in his boxershorts!!!

Well on friday we did this sponsered walk all fucking day long and guess what it was very hot and i got burnt. And now it fuking hurts. and now thers a load of shit going round and i donna wat 2 do nemore n now i cant cope. lol it was so funny wen we did da walk me n sum mates went off 2 meet sum boys but den we had 2 go bk cos loads of teachers were comin n we didnt wanna get caught which we did but this guy nearly found i nearly had a fukin panik attck oh well

Im bored their aint nethin to do dats y im doin this.

 i am so fucking fed up of being invisible i y dont ppl c me?   i wanna make them c me go up to them and start hurting them so they no wat its like for me but i wont i nvr hav da guts 2 do nethin mayb every1 will jsut 4get bout me mayb den i can go . go away 4ever. dats wat i want and a pair of tights w/out holes in wud b nice as well but neway mayb dats sa way its menna b. N i hate it wen ppl go around predendin like they care but wen it comes down to it they abbandon u

I feel like shit at the moment and everybody else hav all these problems that are bigger than mine so i feel like i cant say anything cos they might think that im trying to grab some attention. I just thinkin that it would be better if i wasnt their anymore that i should go. I dont know what to do anymore i feel so lost. Well my mums trying to get to have councelling so that might work but i dont no anymore i dont know anything

AT FUCKING LAST JUST 7 MORE WEEKS TILL DA SUMMER CANT WAIT NO HAVING TO GET UP AT SUM RIDICULOUS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate skl weve just finished doin our sats like 2 weeks ago and now we have to dot he end of year 1s starting 2morrow

Im meant to be revising now

I hate skl

And i hate working

And revising

and tests

we just got back from france yesterday we went ther 4 4 days it was well fun we went rockclimbing an absailing an stuff like dat i had a great time tho  i hav millions of bruises

RIGHT THEIRS THIS REALLY GOOD AND FUNNY WEBSITE I FOUND IT PREDICTS YOUR FUTURE LOVE AND SEX LIFE

Heres the weblink: http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1115490316rrq

Hope you all go on it

Thx

Cya

xXx

In art club a while ago we had to enter a competition and i won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Words that you may or may not know the meaning too

TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks.

BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles. 

MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato. 

STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404
Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that
you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention
of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply
staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.

BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home
after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you
live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from
the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often
wear to show their level of training.

MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you
come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves
a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

I changed the name of this site twice in da last week i wonder if nebody noticed?

We have to go back to school 2morow after the easter holidays and i have like loads of h/w to do i mean holidays are meant to be your time off but they alwayz seem to gvie you tons of homework It pisses me off so bad.

We have to back to school on monday from a two and a half week holiday and just to let you know I HATE SCHOOL and i still have to get ALL my h/w done.

You no i read this thing were it said that in the future because we will live so much longer lives and because their will be so much more things to learn that we will be in school till were 35! But i think that would be a load of Bullshit im just glad i wont be alive when that happens which i dont think it will.

Id just like to say !!Rock on Elmo!!

Have you ever tried shouting out to random people on the street from a car asking them where Elmo is? I have its funny they give you this wierd stare and look confuzled.I had my mates in the car when we were shouting it was so funny and sam kept on going LaLa LaLa Lala Lala  Elmos world to them as well. We shouted it to these chavs and they gave us Evils Evil People i hope they dont know were we live i dont like raw eggs i dont want them chucked at my house or the lawn burnt down though it does need cutting.

Listen to dis i found it funny u mite not but tough shit

My mates little brother saw dis pic of me and asked if i was a goth, my mate repliedkinda or sumthin like dat neway the kid asked who died in my family and my mate had to explain to him dat just because u dress like dat and everythin else doesnt mean that sum1 died.

I went paint-balling the other day and i hurt i have i have bruises all over me well just a fewe really but it still takes a hell of a lot of effort to get up and walk